3 moments of funny

1.  While moving in…

 

“Flemmily…what side of the bed do you want against the wall?”

“It doesn’t matter to me.”

“Why not? What side do you sleep on?”

“I’m am-bed-dextrous”.

 

 

2. While hanging pictures…

 

 “This is an interesting picture–who’s the artist?”

“Mark Rothko.”

“Oh, I know Mark Rothko! He uthed to be our Governor.”

 

 

3. My sister, the kindergarten teacher…

 

“Thanks for the present, Flemmily”

“Oh yeah? Did you like it! I really like how it scrapes your heels but holds all the skin inside.”

“Yeah! I really like my pedi-file!”

“Umm…sis, I think it’s called a Ped-Egg. You might not want to talk about ‘pedi-files’ in front of the six year olds.”

Advertisements

1 Comment

  1. flemmily said,

    July 18, 2008 at 9:56 am

    For those of you non-Montanans, Mark Racicot (pronounced Roscoe) is a former governor of Montana.


Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: